Tonight I got kicked out of a bar

Story to follow later

My friends are about as punctual as constipation

Arkham Asylum arrived today (it’s good) but now I have to stop playing it to go for a meal and be sociable 

fuk lyf

I went to the post office to get my game but it wasn’t even mine

It was some package for my mum

Fucking damn it

I don’t do more work than is absolutely necessary and sometimes I don’t even do that.

I don’t want to be in college, I just want to go to the post office to collect my goddamn video game and then I want to be a vegetable playing it all day every day

Why is that so much to ask?

Well it’s got Bellatrix Lestrange from Harry Potter in it and it’s about this guy that goes to help classes where he meets another guy with boobs because he ran out of testosterone when his balls were removed and there’s this guy who sells soap.

My teacher made me stop reading with a page left until the book ends

This is not okay

I mean, I know we’re in a lesson but damn

I’m going to be late for college because my mum wanted to show me a bird Ferdy caught that wasn’t dead yet

I never cared for Hannah’s Arkham City videos until I decided I wanted Arkham Asylum

Probably should avoid the spoilers but whatever

Goodnight, Colette

Tomorrow will be good

Ferdy uses Dribble Attack

It’s sort of effective

Looking for sugar person to buy things off my wish list

couldyouleavethespooninplease:

I just really love toast

I love seeing Hodor just because he was on a YoGPoD